Horribly Humorous History for Kids

May 17, 2013

Check It Out

My good friend Sylvia is a children’s librarian and fellow history-lover, and she often sends me very cool articles and things. Recently, Sylvia alerted me to this amazing document. It’s the log of all the books checked out of the library from 1856 – 1880 by George Frederic Jones. He was the father of American novelist, Edith Wharton (1861 or 2 – 1937). It was transcribed by Alan Behler at the New York Society Library.

Here’s part of it. You won’t be able to see it very well, but if you’re a fan of 19th-century writers, it’s definitely worth it to click on the link:

Screen Shot 2013-03-03 at 10.18.53 AMGeorge Frederic Jones was a gentleman of leisure, and theirs was a society family, although it sounds like there were times when finances were somewhat strained (relatively speaking, obviously). The expression “keeping up with the Joneses” was thought to be a reference to Edith’s great-aunts Mary and Rebecca (who, according to this New Yorker piece, shocked Society when they built their mansion north of Fifty-seventh street).

The ledger of books is a real Greatest-Hits-of-the-mid-19th-century, and includes hot (or at least warm)-off-the-press releases like Charlotte Bronte’s Jane Eyre (published in 1847, checked out by George 12/19/1857), Charles Darwin’s The Descent of Man (published 1871, checked out by George 3/5/1873), Flaubert’s Madame Bovary (published in 1863, checked out by George 11/20/1873), Hawthorne’s The Scarlet Letter (published in 1850, checked out by George 4/1/1874), and Dumas’ The Three Musketeers (published in 1844, checked out by George 8/25/1874).

As far as I can determine, the first English translation of Madame Bovary wasn’t published until the mid 1880s, which suggests that George must have read that (and presumably The Three Musketeers) in French.

The six year gap in the ledger is the result of the family moving abroad from 1866 – 1872, where a society family could still live fairly lavishly but much more cheaply. The family left again in 1881, a year after the end of the ledger, this time for George’s health (he died in 1882).

Edith_Newbold_Jones_WhartonEdith Wharton, By E. F. Cooper, Newport, Rhode Island, ca 1889 via Wikimedia Commons

 

Posted at 4:48 AM

Comments (0)

Filed under: , ,

Share

May 17, 2013

Towering Ruler

The Frankish King Charlemagne (747ish AD – 814), was believed to be about 6’ 4 inches tall. His father was known as Pepin the Short.

Posted at 4:02 AM

Comments (0)

Filed under: ,

Share

May 16, 2013

Pox Stoppers

Smallpox inoculations were used in India as early as 550 AD.

Posted at 4:02 AM

Comments (0)

Filed under: , ,

Share

May 15, 2013

Need a Lift?

Otiselevator_1856

Elisha Otis (1811 – 1861) didn’t actually invent the elevator—they’d been in use since ancient Greece, possibly even invented by Archimedes (of  ”Eureka!” fame), but had been powered by animals, humans, or water wheels. The Romans famously used them in gladiator contests, or when they needed to hoist, say, elephants up to the main level of the Coliseum.

Steam or hydraulic powered elevators developed in the early 1800s. But Otis was the first to add a safety brake to a freight elevator, which prevented a free-fall in case a supporting cable were to break.

ElevatorPatentOtis1861-thumb5In 1854, he gave a demonstration at the Crystal Palace Exposition in New York. Before a rapt crowd, he hoisted himself on the elevator car to the top of a building, and then deliberately cut the cable. But his safety brakes worked, and the elevator did not fall.

His demonstration boosted public confidence in elevators.24187v-thumb5

In 1857, the Otis Elevator Company installed the first steam-powered elevator in a five-story department store in Manhattan.

Otis

 

top image: By Zeddy (Own work) [CC-BY-SA-3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons
image two: Otis 1861 patent National Archives
Images three-four National Archives

Posted at 4:44 AM

Comments (0)

Filed under: , ,

Share

May 15, 2013

No Spitting

After Indians player Ray Chapman was killed by a pitch in 1920, the spitball was ruled illegal, although the rule has been difficult to enforce.

Posted at 4:01 AM

Comments (0)

Filed under: , ,

Share

May 14, 2013

Where Did I Go Wrong?

The father of the French Impressionist painter, Claude Monet (1840 – 1926), disapproved of his son being a painter. He wanted him to be a grocer.

Posted at 4:00 AM

Comments (0)

Filed under: ,

Share

May 13, 2013

A Long Week

In ancient Egypt, the week was ten days long; eight days of work followed by two days off.

Posted at 4:59 AM

Comments (0)

Filed under: ,

Share

May 13, 2013

Bridge Builder

The man who designed the Brooklyn Bridge did not live to see it built.John_RoeblingJohn Roebling (1806 – 1869), the designer of the Brooklyn Bridge, was taking measurements near a dock during the bridge’s construction when his foot was crushed by a boat. Several toes had to be amputated, and he died shortly after of tetanus. His son oversaw the completion of the project.512px-Brooklyn_Bridge_Under_Construction_1878

 

John Roebling By Commissioned for the Historic American Engineering Record [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons

Posted at 3:55 AM

Comments (0)

Filed under: ,

Share

May 10, 2013

Light the Way

Cupid_as_Link_Boy_by_Joshua_ReynoldsCity streets could be very dark in the days before street lamps. On moonless nights, citizens in 18th century European cities could hire a “link boy” to light the way, whether to precede the passenger who was on foot, or to light the way for the passenger’s sedan chair. The boy used a torch of rope or twisted rags, stiffened with fat, pitch, and resin.

index.phpPassengers had to be wary of link boys who were in league with thieves; they sometimes led the passenger into a dark alleyway where he was beset by footpads or cutpurses.

In his diary entry of March 25, 1661, Samuel Pepys interviews a link-boy:

“So homewards and took up a boy that had a lanthorn, that was picking up of rags, and got him to light me home, and had great discourse with him, how he could get sometimes three or four bushells of rags in a day, and got 3d. a bushell for them, and many other discourses, what and how many ways there are for poor children to get their livings honestly. So home and to bed at12 o’clock at night.”

Screen Shot 2013-04-04 at 8.38.00 PM

Joshua Reynolds, Cupid as a Link Boy, 1771 via Wikimedia
Link-boy for street lighting http://digitalgallery.nypl.org/nypldigital/id?409669
William Darton, City Scenes, 1828 via http://www.gutenberg.org/files/38612/38612-h/38612-h.htm

Posted at 4:44 AM

Comments (0)

Filed under: ,

Share

Francis Scott Key wrote the words of the poem Star Spangled Banner during the War of 1812. He then set it to the tune of a popular drinking song. It was made into the U.S. national anthem in 1931 by President Herbert Hoover.

Posted at 3:58 AM

Comments (0)

Filed under: , ,

Share